Someone ate my Nutella. All of it. An extra big jar. Imagine my surprise this morning when I thought I’d take a break from my peanut butter toast and mix it up with some Nutella. “I have a giant jar,” I thought, “I’ll have some Nutella!” I pick up the jar, and it’s much lighter than it should be. Someone scraped the jar empty and then put it back in the cupboard. What?
I’m so glad I’m moving out soon, and the person who will eat food that I pay for in my next living situation will also contribute to my food budget. Because I’m moving in with my boyfriend. Because in that relationship, we agree to share food. Fuck.
being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Shut the fuck up about vaccinations. Not everyone has to have them, not everyone believes in them. Uneducated fuck.
You know, my homie and secret best friend Neil deGrasse Tyson said it best….
This isn’t an issue of belief or should even be up for discussion. It’s not a debate- like gravity or that the Earth revolves around the Sun isn’t up for debate. It’s a fact, whether or not you like it. Sorry bro.
And any ‘educated fuck’ knows that vaccines are necessary and everyone who can have them should have them.
I found out that one of my favorite professors from MSU died last night. He was a caring and dedicated professor and such a kind person. The time he gave me a hug and told me he was proud of me after I received a scholarship for international education is my favorite memory.