“Marry You” by Bruno Mars is perhaps one of the strangest songs I’ve heard in a long, long time.
It’s a beautiful night/We’re looking for something dumb to do/Hey baby/I think I wanna marry you…
Who cares if we’re trashed/Got a pocket full of cash we can blow/Shots of Patron/And it’s on girl…
If we wake up and you/Wanna break up, that’s cool/No, I won’t blame you/It was fun, girl..
How? I don’t even… What?